My Dads 3 Jokes
My Dad never really told jokes that can remember. He had 3
that he used and they were the only ones I can remember that he told, they were
his old stand by jokes. I remembered this when I realized I had about 3 jokes
that I always use.
My Dads first joke was: What did the baby ducks say when
they saw their mom next to an orange? Look at the orange marma laied.
The second joke was: God made her face, she picked her nose.
This was his off color joke. This joke had gotten him kicked out of a collage
English Class. He had put it around the bottom of a sweat shirt and the teach
did not like it. Dad’s brother told us
kids about him getting kicked out of class.
The third joke he had was: What is an expert? X marks the spot and a
spurt is a drip under pressure.
I not going to tell you what my 3 jokes are! 8-)
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